Ok, so yer old Pal the Sandman, was taking out the garbage. When a little squirrel poked its head from under some crab grass. And asks me in English mind you
"Pardon me sir but would you have any Grey Pupoon"
I shake my head, put the garbage in the bin and walk back to the house. Then it registers, I was talking to a fuckin squerl, well he was talking I was responding.
So I go out to look for this little turd to throw a bottle of the fancy mustard at him. When I realize I am letting a squirrel get me mad.
I find him and he, the neighbors cat, the landlords bulldog, and for some strange reason that dumb Gecko from the car insurance commercials are all playing a game of TEXAS HOLDEM. I hear the guy from Celebrity Poker Showdown say,
"Shuffle up and Deal!"
They all want to know if I want to sit in for the Pillsberry Dough Boy who just left. That when I wake up.
Now I don't remember what the hell I had for Lunch, but I wont be having that for dinner.
Anyone care to take a stab at what this Dream Means......?
Bye.
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I remember a big canvas type piece of artwork that showed dogs playing poker. This was hanging in my living room during my childhood. It was something my uncle had and I just flashed back on that after reading about this dream.
Why is there a big deal being made of poker all of a sudden. It’s like BOOM! Poker!
So you have Dogs, Cats, Squirrels, and Lizards from a car insurance ad, and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
That is a table I think I would avoid. The squirrel would cheat. The dog would pass cards, or deal from the bottom. The Cat would drink to much. And the lizard would try to sell you insurance.
If you encounter this table of players…… RUN!
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