All about the Pentiums

So I have this dream in which I am buying a new computer and the salesman is a regular idiot. The new system is called A Pentulum 10. I ask " isn't that suppose to be Pentium? ". To which he replies " oh no sir this system, is a much better one ". Better this system came with only 32mgs of RAM and a 5gb hard drive. Must have been slower than whale snot. I comment that most systems now have at least a gig of ram. He tries to convince me that all that extra ram and space just get in the way of a computers proper performance.

I was so glad to wake up.