I find myself at SEARS, shopping for a new stove. Now I live in an apartment so why I am replacing my broken stove is beyond me. The clerk is showing me all these stoves with fantastic new accesories, all I want is a stove, four burners and an oven.
The model the clerk is pushing actually is a self cleaning AI. The Fuckin thing talks to you, and the unit has a ral bad attitude. Which is realy not a good selling point. It asks what you want to cook, what the recipie is, and the cooking time. It then procedes to tell you how wrong you are and why you are such a bad cook. It even questions your existence.
And the clerk has the nerve to ask "Shall we call it a sale, I can have it delivered to you in a week"
Yea right
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