In the Garden

The greatest sin of all was committed by Eve. Yes folks back in the garden when the apple was eaten first by Eve, who then encouraged Adam to do the same. Seems like Woman has been getting all of us into trouble ever since creation. So is it any wonder why I have nightmares about relationships. I suck at it, cant seem to keep one going for more than six months I don't know who is to blame but I keep coming back to Eve.

UnEmployed

I have had a dream that I was at the UnEnjoyment office. The lines were endless seemed to wait for years and years. When you finaly reach the window they ask what you are qualified to do. Ultimately they have nothing for you. So they want to send you to Goodwill or Value Village to sort socks at $5.00 an hour.

Makes me want to put both barrels of a shotgun in my mouth.

Dream a little dream of the past.

I had a dream that was taking place at a ball back in the civil war times, or maybe it was the revolutionary war. Everyone was wearing those beautiful powdered white wigs. The formal wear was so grand I never wanted to wake up.

Work on the farm.

Had a dream that I was working on a dairy farm, milking cows and such.

was rather boring.