The Car Lot

I am in this car lot where every car is a lemon. Most of the cars sold barely drive off the lot. Yet people keep purchasing them. When one particular car has the wheels fall off after I kick one. The head salesman says I have to pay for it, "Pay for what I ask" for breaking the car. In the dream I get arrested for not paying for the peice of crap.

INDECISIVENESS

With yet another election looming on the horizon. We as a nation will have the very big difficut task in deciding who will be in charge of our nation. I belive President Bush has been doing a fine job, with the war in Iraq, and against Al'Queda, we are acheving our goals to make our nation not only safer, but stronger.

The bad dream I have been having though is that we will again have an election that is wishy washy and be held up. I mean to say that no clear winner will be found or declared on election night. Having it happen once is a freak occurance, twice not so unheard of. My bad dreams are telling me that the next election will yet again not have a clear winner declared. I hope this is just jitters, but in the dream it sends a bad message to the rest of the world.

Driving down a long road.

I have had this dream about driving. I don't know where I am going and I don't know why. I am just driving. I seem to be driving forever, and I never seem to get to my destination. I wish I knew or had a clue as to what this represents. So often I am told that stupid dreams like this can mean something like I need to get more fiber in my diet.

But then I don't know.

HOMELESS

I have just had this NIGHTMARE which terrified me. I am currently unemployed and have been for about three months now. In the nightmare my family and I were homeless, and living on the streets.

Now this scares me more than a terrorist attack.

Now I am not going to disparage and talk bad about anyone who is currently homless here in America because its not right to do so. Cirumstances have caused many in America to become homless, due to no fault of their own. Many people consider me to be a sucker, because I am the kind of guy who will help out the people who you see holding the signs that say will work for food. I hear people talk trash about them all the time, and this makes me sick to hear. I generaly ask these trash talkers, "What would you do if circumstances put you in their shoes?" Most answer with I would'nt let it. What they don't realize is that most of the people holding the signs said the exact same thing at one point or another.

A friend of mine says I do it just so I can feel good about myself. Well I already do feel good about myself. I do this because I belive in Karma both good and bad. Many of us are just one or two paychecks from being out on the streets ourselves. So I give not to get something in return, but because I feel its good to help out if I can. We have a local Fast Food Restaurant here in my town called Dicks Hamburgers. Generaly around the freway exits is where you can find the sign holders. When I visit Dicks and can afford it, I often get a few extra burgers and order of fries and a drink and take and offer it to the gentelman or lady who is out there holding the sign. If this makes me a sucker, So be it.

I have such a fear that something would prevent me from suporting my family. Which is why this dream affected me so much. In fact I awoke in tears, I am still very shaken now.

I think I will go for a walk.

Yet even more sleep

So I got yet another eight hours of sleep today.

I have to talk about this dream, I am at a pie eating contest not as a participant but a spectator. The pies the contestants are made of the kind of sick crap one would eat on Fear Factor, pies like beetle suprise and cream of worm. The contestants are lapping the pies up.

It realy made me Ill, when I woke up I wanted to barf.

Sleep oh Sweet, Sleep

I was able to finaly get ten hours of sleep. I feel so much beter, in fact I have a dream to talk about. This dream starts with me in a shoping mall, and I can't seem to find the store I am there to shop at. In fact no one has heard of the store. The store FYI was Barnes and Noble. I know the mall I was at has one and I do know where it is however in this dream it was not there. It did not exist. I am not sure what to make of this dream.

INSOMNIA

Your Sandman is combating a case of INSOMNIA! I even tried to get to sleep with the aid of some sleeping pills. No Effect. I am running on three days with no sleep and have begun to hallucinate a little bit. The worst part is I am dog tired, but just cant sleep.

Help. Please someone.

Searching..........

I keep getting involved with projects that for some reason or another get scrubbed. In an effort to revitalize my status I have taken a hiatus in Seattle to see what projects might be in need of a director. So far I have no success.

THE NIGHTMARE

I can’t find a project every door is closed. If this keeps up I just might have to take a regular job and quit living my dream. It's a depressing thought. My hope is that something comes up soon.

Shopping

I find myself at SEARS, shopping for a new stove. Now I live in an apartment so why I am replacing my broken stove is beyond me. The clerk is showing me all these stoves with fantastic new accesories, all I want is a stove, four burners and an oven.

The model the clerk is pushing actually is a self cleaning AI. The Fuckin thing talks to you, and the unit has a ral bad attitude. Which is realy not a good selling point. It asks what you want to cook, what the recipie is, and the cooking time. It then procedes to tell you how wrong you are and why you are such a bad cook. It even questions your existence.

And the clerk has the nerve to ask "Shall we call it a sale, I can have it delivered to you in a week"

Yea right

The Dream Continues

After a long absence.

A dream about a small animal travling across a large river. The animal is a small cat. Cats dont like watter so I can't figure out why the cat is in the river. I did not see the cat enter the river so I do not know how it got there. I question many things about this dream as A cat in the river means nothing to me at the moment.

However it was unsettling.

Sweet Dreams People.

A little bit country.. Is way too much!

I am in desperate need of some religion..

The other day I had an intense nightmare and I now know what Hell is for me.
A never ending concert of country music. My god I hope I never experience that again.
The concert included Kenney Chesney, The Dixie Chicks, Garth Brooks, just to name a few.

I awoke in a cold sweat screaming......

Pupets

I have this recurring dream where I am encountering Pupets everywhere. I saw a podcast of the Heather & Ben Show, there were these two pupets who keept swearing. I was funny as hell.

When I go to sleep I see more pupets each more foul mouthed than the last. I wake up laughing my ass off and have trouble geting back to sleep cause its so funny.

Seasame Street was never like this.

A recurring Nightmare

Had this dream last week that I woke up one morning and everyone in the world was speaking in the ryming way every Dr Suese charater dose. Including myself.

I woke up in a cold sweat. My god what a nightmare!

I awoke, I Awoke
I needed a Coke,
I was out of Coke,
So I could no longer float,
When I cannot float, I cannot emoat,

When one cannot emoat thenn one has to Aggggggggggg!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Two Scoops of Raisins

The other night, I had this dream in which I robbed a bank and the california rasins were the ones who put me up to it. The one out in front of the line dance was the leader.

He told me if I did not get the loot then the whole box of them were going to kick the shit out of me.

Its the last time I eat a meatball sub at 2:30 AM.

See you in Dreamland Fokes... Im Back!

The long drive just gets longer.

So I am driving to St. Louise, Missouri for Thanksgiving and the trip just seems to get longer and longer. It’s a drive I make every year, only I am not going this year. I could not get away from work last minute kind of work emergency.

Maybe I am just feeling guilty that I won’t be there.

In the dream a trip that only takes two days ends up taking forever. There are several road closures, detours, toxic spills and various other items and urgent emergencies. All the things that sounds more urgent than my excuse of work can’t do without me for five days.

So dose this just ring of guilt or what?

I had this dream last night.

So I am working at the information counter at some store and the questions I keep getting asked relate to politics, weather control, genetic engineering, and for some odd reason Tiger Wood's Golf statistics.

This was the one of the worst nightmares I have ever had.

Being chased by a guy with a chainsaw is more relaxing.

Very weird dreams

Reading some of the posts here I have to wonder what kind of drugs you may have done when you were in high school?

I myself have recently had dreams about failure, having had a project or two fall through with little or no explanation. I sometimes find it difficult to continue. Don't get me wrong I don't need to be on a suicide watch or anything drastic like that.

I would just like to have one thing go right before the end of the year.

Anyone out there feel the same this time of year?

Cornwaiderbird is on the Blog

Greetings Blog-a-Holics

You got the Bird here and he wants to tell you all about a dream he had.

So I work in this Pizza place and we make the best pies in town. The place takes off. We offer TABS to the anyone who asks if they can. So in the dream we were in bushiness for several years. Then the dream seems to take on a Tales from the Crypt kind of feel. So it seems that the pizza toppings are actually made from people who don't pay up on their past pizza bills. So in fact we are serving PEOPLE, to people. This just gives the whole serve the public idea a whole new meaning.

Has anyone else had weird dreams about Cannibalism?
Weird, and very Creepy.


Blog ya latter

A New Dreamer......on the Blog..!

My name is Hurricane.

So we are posting Dreams here for evaluation and discussion is that the thing?

Well I have this recurring dream that I can’t find my car keys. I keep thinking that I left them in the cake I was baking for Thanksgiving. So I cut up the cake and don’t find the keys. Then I have to search through the other 50 cakes. I don’t even bake so I can’t figure out what this means.

Got any ideas people?

Taking out the garbage...........

Ok, so yer old Pal the Sandman, was taking out the garbage. When a little squirrel poked its head from under some crab grass. And asks me in English mind you

"Pardon me sir but would you have any Grey Pupoon"

I shake my head, put the garbage in the bin and walk back to the house. Then it registers, I was talking to a fuckin squerl, well he was talking I was responding.

So I go out to look for this little turd to throw a bottle of the fancy mustard at him. When I realize I am letting a squirrel get me mad.

I find him and he, the neighbors cat, the landlords bulldog, and for some strange reason that dumb Gecko from the car insurance commercials are all playing a game of TEXAS HOLDEM. I hear the guy from Celebrity Poker Showdown say,

"Shuffle up and Deal!"

They all want to know if I want to sit in for the Pillsberry Dough Boy who just left. That when I wake up.

Now I don't remember what the hell I had for Lunch, but I wont be having that for dinner.

Anyone care to take a stab at what this Dream Means......?

Bye.